kool

Question:
i wish i lived near you , we would have the best times .i would bake you penis cakes

Answer:
i picture you as my father sitting on a sofa chair reading the newspaper smoking a pipe while you pat me on the head and ask me how my day was then you make me dinner we are a happy family

Question:
That is the fucking worst. I'm trying to think of something to say to help cheer you up but I'm sorry I have nothing. I will destroy your enemies.

Answer:
i wish the internet was real life then i would have the best friends

alice has sad day

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ekurian:

sawmuchded:

hanksbeaniehat:

26th May 2012. The day I pissed off Preston.

“The second instant was a hit and run. I was minding my own business doing sketch cards for fans when someone pushed through the crowd, sprayed me with what I hope was water from a water bottle, and took off running after throwing down some manifesto of some sort (which I didn’t even bother to read so nice wasted effort there man).”

How rude! I was only trying to stop him doing a godawful Spongebob impression! Wheres my purple heart!?

That looked really refreshing. The awkward fumbling made it magic

I hope a spritzer terrorist never makes me his next target to lightly mist

lmao wat